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  • cecexheart:

    Production tells them to clean the house after they spent hours cleaning already and they all collectedly cuss them out

    Derek F to production:

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    Originally posted by inarteziogio

    • 2 years ago
    • 526 notes
    • #bb23
  • theminionjcfucked:

    Wait…

    Are we-are we gonna have to hear another rap next Thursday?

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    Originally posted by thecrayreport

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    Originally posted by capourraitetrepire

    • 2 years ago
    • 21 notes
    • #the way i muted my tv so fast as soon as she stood up
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  • I know it's been a while since you've written this but I would love to have a part 3 to the zayn workout series! If you already wrote one I'm sorry I can't seem to find it. Love your writing btw! :)

    Anonymous

    Hi Sweetie, I haven’t use tumblr in years LOL so sorry for the delayed response, but I hopefully the following counts as great news for you…I will do my best to write a part 3 to the zayn workout series :) I’ve just posted a part 2 one of my other Zayn Oneshots called Family Friend, here’s the link (or you can check it out on my tumblr page) https://aliciaandandrea.tumblr.com/post/656919259153383424/has-been-a-week-since-the-cottage-and-i-havent

    • 2 years ago
    • 1 notes
  • Family Friend - Zayn Oneshot Part 2 (FULL)

    AUTHOR’S NOTE: Damn okay it has been 7 years since I posted the part 2 preview of this oneshot. I haven’t been active on tumblr for a couple of years so this might be weird for my new followers, and I don’t even know if people still read smut now a days. But I’ve gotten notifications about people liking the posts on this series plus I received messages about the full part 2 of this series over the years. So to those people who messaged me and/or for those people who wanted an update, this is for you (just a disclaimer: I was 18 when I wrote the preview and am now 25…so if this is cringy or you think I’ve lost my touch, I apologize LOL):

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    It has been a week since the cottage and I haven’t heard from Zayn since. I should have saw it coming. We almost hooked up, but I’m glad we didn’t, especially with that attitude of his. I was going through my phone and I decided to text Shawn, who’s been my crush before Zayn entered back into the picture.

    “Heyy Shawn…” I texted him.
    “Hey Y/N :) Whats up?” he texted back. “Bored as always, you?” I asked
    “Same, I feel like we haven’t hung out at all this summer :(” he wrote.
    “lol thats because we haven’t” I texted.
    “Well let me make it up to you. My friend and his gf are goin to the movies tonight and asked if I wanted to go…I don’t wanna be the third wheel…do you wanna join?”he texted me.
    Did this guy just ask me out?
    “I’d love to :), just text me the details.” I texted back. And he did just that.

    I put on my low cut grey graphic tank with a black bralette under it and my black maxi skirt, while putting my hair up in a half up-do and keeping my makeup natural.

    Before I could touch up my doorbell rang. I opened the door thinking it was Shawn but then stormed inside Zayn with no explanation. “What do you want?” I said bitterly as I closed the door after he walked inside. “You can’t fucking call me back?” he said looking at me. “What the hell are you talking about Zayn” I said walking up to him. “What do you call this?” he said tossing me his phone. On the screen was his call log, He’s called me once every day, except..that wasn’t my number. It was a fake one I gave as a joke when he asked for it one day. “Zayn that’s not my number,” I said giving back his phone.

    “What the fuck is your problem then? You know I have fucking feelings for you !” He said fed up. I didn’t know what to say. He just told me he had feelings for me. “Zayn..I..” I said trying to hold his hand but he pulled it away and turned away from me. “Fine. You wanna behave like that go ahead. And don’t fucking tell me that I’m playing you. You’ve been teasing me ever since you found out that I liked you and then you almost hookup with me leaving me with a hickey that was hard to explain at dinner with mine and your parents and then you don’t even fucking talk or try to reach out to me in a week. Don’t you even go there.” I said angrily.

    At this point we were both pissed. We managed to both profess our feelings and hatred towards each other…all at the same time. We were going to either end up fucking on my couch or wrestle on it. “Did you not see the phone calls that I supposedly made out to you. And why the fuck have I been hearing from people that you’ve been sleeping around with other guys?” “What the fuck Zayn? You hear anything you want to believe don’t you. This entire time I’ve been thinking of you, you idiot.” I said as he chuckled. He composed himself then stared at me, “Where the fuck are you going?” “To the movies..with Shawn.” I said looking down. “And this is what I’m talking about, you’re going out with a loser and trying to get laid with that outfit.” he said as his body tensed up, looking up and down at me. At that point I was pissed, but I was not going to let that jerk ruin my night.

    We both stared at each other angrily. My ringtone broke the silence, Shawn was calling me. “Hey Shawn,” I said out loud for Zayn to here as I glared at him. He shot me an irritated look. “Yeah I’ll be there soon, can’t wait to finally see you,” I flirted with Shawn making Zayn jealous. “Yeah its been a long time,” I said as I ‘accidentally’ put my phone on speaker so Zayn could hear. “Maybe you could stay over for breakfast,” Shawn joked but that’s when Zayn snapped. He grabbed my phone, hung it up and threw it onto the couch. He looked at me with a lustful look as I furrowed my eyebrows at him, but was secretly loving the fact that he was jealous. Jealous Zayn was probably my favorite Zayn. “That’s it,” he growled at me as he threw me over his shoulder. “Zayn put me down!! What the fuck are you doing??” I said playing victim, even though I knew what he was going to do. “Something I should have done a long time ago.” Zayn said as he kicked the door shut and threw me onto my bed.

    “I don’t know what you think you’re about to do right now, but I’ve got a date to get to tonight” I said eyeing him as he climbed on top of me. “Yeah?”. Zayn asked as he bit my bottom lip causing me to let out a little whimper, “What was his name again?”, Zayn asked as he was kissing my jawline and biting the sensitive area. I blanked out for a good few seconds, wanting to wrap my legs around him and pull him closer, but I couldn’t let him win this one. “Ohh yess Shawn..” I moaned to irritate Zayn while pulling his hair. He stared me down but before we could continue, the doorbell rang. “Fuck”, Zayn said as he got off me. Zayn got to the door before I could and of course there was Shawn looking confused as to why there was a man at my house with disheveled hair.

    “Hey Y/N..” Shawn said to me, as Zayn stared daggers. “Can we help you?” Zayn asked, “We’re in the middle of something important, so it’d be great if you can, I don’t know, fuck off?” he continued with a smirk. “Sorry, Shawn, I’m ready we can go,” I said to him before turning back to get my bag. “I don’t know where you think you’re going,” Zayn said looking at me before turning back to Shawn. “You know what, maybe we can go out another time, I didn’t realize - …” Shawn started to say before getting rudely interrupted by Zayn who said “Didn’t realize what? That she already had a boyfriend? Fuck off now will you.” Zayn shuts the door on Shawn, and blocks me from trying to open it.

    “What the fuck are you doing Zayn?” I asked trying to move him to open the door. He gently grabs my wrists and looked into my eyes, “We need to finish what we started”, he says hungrily. I manage to free my wrists, push Zayn against the door, then proceed to walk away from him, “In your dreams“ I say flipping him off from behind me. Before I know it Zayn has picked me up bridal style and is taking me back to my bed. We’ve reached a point where we both want this to happen, as deep down we knew something had to be done with the intense sexual tension between us. I was torn between wanting to fuck like wild animals vs wanting to make slow and passionate love, to take our time and explore each other with the limited time frame we had. As if he read my mind, “Slow or rough?” Zayn asks as we arrive at the foot of the bed.

    “Both”, I said as Zayn dropped me on top of the bed for the 2nd time tonight. He stood over me, slowly taking off his Denim Jacket, leaving him in his baggy grey t-shirt and black jeans. I looked at him impatiently, wanting to help him get out of his clothes, but he just smirked at me and said “Well, you said both”. Fine, he can take his time, but I’m not gonna wait any longer as I knew my parents were coming back home from their night out. I knelt on the bed in-front of him taking off my low cut grey graphic tank revealing the lacy black bralette under it, then pushed my girls into him aching for him to touch me. But he just stood there staring into my eyes, as he took off his baggy grey t-shirt.

    “What is he doing”, I thought to myself, “What are WE doing, playing follow the leader?”. It was getting too much for me, I needed him. I grabbed his face but decided to tease him by gently having our lips barely touch. “We don’t have much time, my parents might come home soon”, I whispered against his lips, desperate for him to give in. “What?” he said pulling back a little. “My parents might be home soon, plus -” Zayn stops me from continuing. “I want to take my time with you. And I know you need all of me. If we’re going to this, I don’t want a few minutes with you, I want you for as long as I can have you.” Zayn says holding my face. Look I know I could have shut my mouth and not brought up the fact that my parents were going to come home soon, but I couldn’t risk having them walk in on us like they almost had when we were at the cottage.

    We both redressed and I walked Zayn to the door, as I needed Zayn to leave before my parents got back. “Can I have your actual number this time?” Zayn said as he pulled out his phone. I giggled and put my real number with a kiss and rose emoji as part of my contact name. “I’ll text you,” Zayn says before he opens the door. “Wait,” I said. Before I knew it I pushed him against the door again but this time I kissed him. We began making out, taking turns biting each others lips and teasing each other with our tongues. We tried to pull each other closer; I pulled on his hair as he groped me making me moan and whimper. We couldn’t get enough of each other, as we got lost in our little foreplay. All of a sudden, I heard a familiar honk, and a set of keys jiggling on the other side of the door. Fucking hell, my parents were home…

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    LIKE/MESSAGE ME FOR PART 3 IF YOU WANT !

    Link to part 1: http://aliciaandandrea.tumblr.com/post/92086930206/family-friend-zayn-oneshot

    • 2 years ago
    • 107 notes
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    • 4 years ago
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  • amesscott:

    noah centineo & laura marano (2012 → 2019)

    • 4 years ago
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  • viclouis:

    Clementine: A Journey

    insp.

    • 4 years ago
    • 9670 notes
  • harryflyn:

    No Time Left vs Take Us Back

    (via mechecolomar-archive)

    Source: mechecolomar
    • 4 years ago
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  • cbrcbbr:

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    oops…

    • 4 years ago
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  • somethingscarlet13:

    The ballet/fight scene in Us needs to win some kind of award. The beautiful way it’s shot and the altered version of “I’ve Got 5 On It” playing during it is just………that’s art.

    • 4 years ago
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  • peanutbutterandjeri:

    minervafloofderg:

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    (x)

    I’ve been saying this since I saw the movie

    Im glad I’m not the only one

    (via spongebobssquarepants)

    • 5 years ago
    • 226698 notes
  • helly-watermelonsmellinfellon:

    mickeyandcompany:

    Then and now.

    (friendly reminder that all disney princesses went through a redesign only so they could fit the animation style of Ralph Breaks the Internet)

    Some people haven’t gotten that yet.

    (via spongebobssquarepants)

    • 5 years ago
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  • pleasuretobepleasured:

    pharaohsavy:

    dreadedphilosphy:

    shaolinbynature:

    mannyrk:

    fromanotherroom:

    Redbone playing from another room
    Childish Gambino

    something about the muffle 

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    when tumblr knows “something about the muffle”

    The most eclectic sound I’ve ever heard in my life.

    Thought it was b.s but you can really send yourself to another time listening to this… Picturing everything

    This is nice

    (via spongebobssquarepants)

    • 5 years ago
    • 151948 notes
  • time management tips !!

    leannstudies:

    i’ve been getting a lot better with my time management skills. my assignments are done in advance, way earlier than due, or at least on time, and my sleep schedule has been BLESSED with 8 hours so here are a few things i have done to improve this aspect of student life.

    * i take 5 classes, play a sport, and have plenty of time to hang out with friends/ watch netflix and youtube. 


    1. do work in advance. i’ve said this in previous posts, but it’s really helpful. ask your teachers if there are any homework/textbook notes you can do in advance or big projects to start planning for. in your free time, do some of it because it’ll pay off when the time comes. it’ll be one less thing to worry about on a busy day.
    2. start working as soon as you get home. ok, maybe take a little break when you get home because it’s been a long school day. i limit myself to a maximum of an hour to eat and shower. after that, it’s right to work. you know how difficult it is to start work after relaxing for 3 hours talking to friends or binge-watching a show. you’re going to keep talking or watching or whatever else distracts you.
    3. make an after school routine/schedule or to-do list. base it on your daily work load and the specific assignments you have that day. i personally prefer making a schedule with times because a to-do list gives you more time freedom which may not be the most efficient. here is an example of my schedule during basketball season (since it’s a busier time) : 
      1. practice ~ 2:30 - 4:00
      2. get home/shower/eat ~ 4:00 - 5:00
      3. math ~ 5:00 - 5:40
      4. biology (vocab/facts) ~ 5:40 - 6:10
      5. biology notes ~ 6:10 - 7:00
      6. history textbook reading/notes ~ 7:00 - 7:40
      7. english annotations ~ 7:40 - 8:30
      8. english reading explanation ~ 8:30 - 8:50
      9. study/review (relax if none) ~ 8:50 - 9:40
      10. get ready for bed // wind down ~ 9:40 - 10:30
      11. sleep by 10:50 for eight hours ( i usually wake up around 6:50)
    4. use your time wisely. you’re probably thinking, well, duh… this is a time management post, but i’m talking about those extra 15 minutes towards the end of class when your teacher stops lecturing. most of the class will run wild and talk or go on their phones. spend it doing some notes or outlining a project. i always take pictures of my textbooks in case i have free time in a different period because none of my classes are strict about phones. another thing i do is work on homework in class. sometimes, it’s not the best idea, but my biology teacher gives us time to do so. i usually get the concepts in math so i’ll do homework while my teacher is lecturing (not a great habit, i know).
    5. know yourself. know your habits and distractions. know what works for you and what doesn’t. you might have noticed that in my schedule (tip 3) i don’t have any breaks between my assignments. i know i’ll hop on my bed and go on my phone longer than the break would allow. breaks just also generally break my rhythm of productivity. after 10 minutes of doing nothing, i have to get settled back into my efficient mindset which is just a waste of time for me. i also just prefer having a larger chunk of time to chill after all my work. pretty much, do what works for you because everyone is different.
    6. do not overwork yourself. it’s not efficient to work when you’re out of energy. it’s a waste of time and nothing is done with your best effort. take a little bit of time to rest and recollect. then, start working again.
    7. order your assignments accordingly. should you do the hardest or easiest assignments first ? do you prefer doing it period by period ? everyone has different preferences so try out different orders and see what works best for you. i personally order it by amount of time the assignments will take and do the quickest first.
    • 5 years ago
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  • 30 days to perfection

    cutelildevil:

    If anyone is looking to do this with me send me a message

    Morning

    • Wake up at 6am
    • Weigh yourself
    • Make your bed
    • Drink water and/or tea
    • Stretch 
    • Go for a jog/walk

    It can be on the treadmill or out at the park, try and do it for 30 minutes (only if you can and have time in the morning)

    • Shower 

    When washing your hair only apply shampoo to the roots of your hair and only apply conditioner to the bottom of your hair and try and leave that in for a minute

    • Moisturise body
    • Get dressed

    Don’t just throw on jeans and a t-shirt, get some inspiration from magazines or maybe your favourite tv show and try and dress as stylish as possible.

    • Accessorise
    • Clean your face

    Try and use a PH balanced cleanser, if your cleanser isn’t PH balanced then use a toner after cleansing

    • Moisturise face
    • Brush your teeth
    • Floss
    • Use a mouth wash
    • Put on deodorant 
    • Apply lip balm
    • Apply makeup
    • Style hair

    If you style your hair with a straightener, hair dryer, or curler use a heat protective spray

    When you get home

    • Take off makeup

    Makeup wipes actually dry out your skin, if you have a cleanser that takes off makeup use it

    • Moisturise
    • Brush hair

    Start from the bottom of your hair and work your way to the top to avoid breakage

    • Put on comfy clothes

    If you can, try to keep them as stylish as possible

    • Clean your room
    1. clean all your sheets, pillow cases and blankets
    2. get rid of things you don’t need
    3. make sure all clothes are folded and put away
    4. vacuum/mop floor
    5. make sure all surfaces are wiped down and there isn’t dust collecting anywhere
    6. clean windows
    7. make sure everything in your room is in its place
    8. check under neath bed for any rubbish
    9. if you have cupboards full of things get rid of what you don’t use and organise everything left
    10. spray some room freshener, or light some incense or a candle
    11. make your bed
    • Study
    • Workout
    • Shower

    Night time

    • Clean your face
    • Moisturise
    • Brush, floss and use a mouth wash

    You can also ass baking soda to your toothpaste for extra wight teeth

    • Stretch
    • Paint nails

    Paint your nails and toenails, make sure to clip them as well if needed

    • Write in your journal

    Keep a journal and write how much you weighed and everything you have to do the next day in before you go to bed

    Extra

    • Drink 2L water a day
    • Wear a face mask every 3 days
    • Pluck your eyebrows (if you want to)
    • Tan once a week (if you want to)

    (via cutelildevil)

    • 5 years ago
    • 3957 notes
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